Dear Romantically Challenged Fans,
My name is Ricky Blitt and I’m the creator of “Romantically Challenged.” I want to thank you all so much for watching and supporting our show, but I’d like to take this opportunity now to send a special message to all the men out there. You may not know this show is as much for you as it is for the ladies, but I’d like to give you a few major reasons why right now.
First of all, it was created by me, and I’m a ‘man’s man.’ True, I’m only 5’2″ and have never learned how to drive a car and need help opening a jar of mustard, but I watch a lot of hockey and spend a good portion of my days petting two cats – I mean, hunting giraffes and beating up the homeless.
Secondly, I know most guys are fans of Family Guy, and I’m proud to say I was one of the original writers on that show and even wrote the only episode deemed too controversial for Fox to air – the one where Peter is bad with money, so he prays for a Jew to appear at his door and help him. Yes, I’m Jewish and ended up being shunned by many of my relatives after that, but that’s just how us giraffe- hunting-homeless-kicking-men’s-men roll.
I keep hearing from women that their boyfriends and husbands ended up liking Romantically Challenged as much as they did. Perhaps this is because the first eleven minutes of each show consists of nothing but full frontal sexual intercourse. I know you may be a bit skeptical about this, but hey, I live in Hollywood, you can trust me.
We really are so proud of this show and so grateful for the unbelievably passionate and enthusiastic response from all our male and female fans who have seen it, and only by totally spreading the word this week will this show have a chance. I keep reading tweets from fans who say when they finally end up loving a show, it’s always taken off the air, and since I not only see all glasses half empty, but broken with a jagged edge that can take your eye out, I’m asking you all to make as much noise as you can this week.
Thank you for reading this and I desire each and every one of you physically,